Friday, March 09, 2007
Andrew will argue about anything...
One of the traits that Andrew picked up me is that he likes to argue. This has taught me that it is not as fun to be on the receiving side. This comes so natural to Drew that he does it in his sleep. Last week was a perfect example.
I woke up around 2:45am and went into the hall. I noticed a glow coming from Drew's bedroom. He will often setup his laptop by his bed and watch movies, so I figured that he was up doing that. I went in his room to check and he was asleep with the computer open and turned on beside him on the nightstand.
Me: "Drew, turn off your computer."
Drew (half sitting up, half awake at best): "What?"
Me: "Turn off your computer."
Drew: "My computer's not on."
Me: "Your computer, beside you, turn it off."
Drew: "That's not my computer."
Me: "Your computer is on, right there beside you, turn it off!"
Drew: "My computer's not on."
Me: "That glowing thing beside you - TURN IT OFF!"
Drew shuts the top of his laptop and sits up at this point -- but still maybe half awake.
Drew: "That's not my computer."
Me: "Lay down and go back to sleep."
Drew: "That's not my computer. My computer's not on."
Me: "Lay down and go to sleep."
Drew lays down, I leave the room. Drew has no recollection of the incident in the morning, although he does still claim ownership of the laptop computer that was on the nightstand.
Note: I would have walked over the shut the computer myself, but that would be taking my life into my hands in the dark. The floor of his bedroom is what Drew considers to be fair game for storage and what his mother and I consider a hazard zone. Besides, I was having too much fun trying to figure out exactly what he thought that glowing thing beside him was and who it belonged to.
I woke up around 2:45am and went into the hall. I noticed a glow coming from Drew's bedroom. He will often setup his laptop by his bed and watch movies, so I figured that he was up doing that. I went in his room to check and he was asleep with the computer open and turned on beside him on the nightstand.
Me: "Drew, turn off your computer."
Drew (half sitting up, half awake at best): "What?"
Me: "Turn off your computer."
Drew: "My computer's not on."
Me: "Your computer, beside you, turn it off."
Drew: "That's not my computer."
Me: "Your computer is on, right there beside you, turn it off!"
Drew: "My computer's not on."
Me: "That glowing thing beside you - TURN IT OFF!"
Drew shuts the top of his laptop and sits up at this point -- but still maybe half awake.
Drew: "That's not my computer."
Me: "Lay down and go back to sleep."
Drew: "That's not my computer. My computer's not on."
Me: "Lay down and go to sleep."
Drew lays down, I leave the room. Drew has no recollection of the incident in the morning, although he does still claim ownership of the laptop computer that was on the nightstand.
Note: I would have walked over the shut the computer myself, but that would be taking my life into my hands in the dark. The floor of his bedroom is what Drew considers to be fair game for storage and what his mother and I consider a hazard zone. Besides, I was having too much fun trying to figure out exactly what he thought that glowing thing beside him was and who it belonged to.
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Lee has always marveled at your ability to debate. The fact that you could prove your point so well, and change sides part way thru the arguement and then prove THAT side too is really amazing.
Diana is fun when she's asleep too. But she's the reverse of Drew. She will just follow random instructions because you told her.
I probably shouldn't advertise that :P
Diana is fun when she's asleep too. But she's the reverse of Drew. She will just follow random instructions because you told her.
I probably shouldn't advertise that :P
Story re-done in star warz.
Darth-Me: {jedi hand gesture} "Drew, turn off your computer."
Drew (half sitting up, half awake at best): "What?"
Darth-Me: "Turn off your computer."
Drew: "My computer's not on."
Darth-Me: {hmm the force is strong with this one} "Your computer, beside you, turn it off."
Drew: "That's not my computer."
Darth-Me: "Your computer is on, right there beside you, turn it off!"
Drew: "My computer's not on."
Darth-Me: {jedi hand gesture with Naruto overtones} "That glowing thing beside you - TURN IT OFF!"
Drew: "These are not the computers you are looking for'"
Darth-Me: "Lay down and go back to sleep."
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Darth-Me: {jedi hand gesture} "Drew, turn off your computer."
Drew (half sitting up, half awake at best): "What?"
Darth-Me: "Turn off your computer."
Drew: "My computer's not on."
Darth-Me: {hmm the force is strong with this one} "Your computer, beside you, turn it off."
Drew: "That's not my computer."
Darth-Me: "Your computer is on, right there beside you, turn it off!"
Drew: "My computer's not on."
Darth-Me: {jedi hand gesture with Naruto overtones} "That glowing thing beside you - TURN IT OFF!"
Drew: "These are not the computers you are looking for'"
Darth-Me: "Lay down and go back to sleep."
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